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The Quirky Habits of Couples #7

Posted on by Anita Vij

The Toilet Seat Saga

A Comedy of Errors in the Battle of the Bathroom

In the hallowed halls of coupledom, there exists a perennial debate that rivals even the most heated political showdowns – the eternal struggle over the position of the toilet seat. Yes, dear reader, you heard it right – that humble porcelain throne holds within it the power to ignite epic battles, comedic misunderstandings, and negotiations of the highest order. Join me as we embark on a side-splitting journey through “The Toilet Seat Saga”!

The Great Debate

As our intrepid couple, let’s call them Rohan and Ayesha, step into the bathroom for their daily ablutions, they find themselves face to face with the age-old question: up or down? Rohan, ever the gentleman, insists that the toilet seat should remain in the up position at all times, while Ayesha, argues for equal treatment in the form of a seat left down.😃😃

Comedic Misunderstandings

With each trip to the bathroom, Rohan and Ayesha find themselves in a web of comedic misunderstandings and mishaps. A hastily left-up seat leads to an unexpected splashdown for Ayesha, while a downed seat becomes an obstacle course for Rohan in the dead of night. Laughter fills the air as they navigate the minefield of the bathroom, each misunderstanding serving as a reminder of the hilarity of coupledom.

Negotiations and Compromises

But amidst the chaos of the toilet seat saga, a glimmer of hope emerges – the possibility of negotiation and compromise. With a hearty dose of humor and a willingness to see things from each other’s perspective, Rohan and Ayesha embark on a journey of mutual understanding. From alternating seat positions to embracing the beauty of toilet seat harmony, they discover that true victory lies not in dominance, but in the laughter and camaraderie of a shared bathroom.😇😇 

The Joy of Toilet Seat Unity

As Rohan and Ayesha’s toilet seat saga reaches its conclusion, they find themselves united in laughter and love. With a shared appreciation for the absurdity of their bathroom battles, they toast to the joy of toilet seat unity and the endless possibilities of shared domestic bliss. And as they bid adieu to “The Toilet Seat Saga,” they do so with smiles on their faces and laughter in their hearts, knowing that the true victory lies not in seat position, but in the laughter-filled journey along the way. 🤣🤣

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A caring mother of 2. A loving wife. An aspiring individual who wishes to share her life-long learnings with the rest of the world.

16 thoughts on “The Quirky Habits of Couples #7”

  4. SMiLes Dear Anita i Really Don’t Have
    Much to Say About the Toilet Seat

    Saga in Marriage

    As Even After
    34 Years in a Court
    of Law i Would Have

    Little to No Evidence She

    Ever Even Used that Seat

    Out of Sight Out of Mind
    Perhaps She Goes Perhaps

    She Doesn’t Hehe

    Never the Less
    No Evidence Left Behind..:)

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  5. I have no problem sitting down to pee, especially in the dead of night. Who cares if some guys think that makes me a less of a man?!! And, lifting the darn seat – during daylight – takes less than a second to do! So, why be a numbskull? When you have to do an urgent #2 do you want the seat to be up??? — YUR

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  6. Le jour se lève

    Je suis devant mon café avec mon PC 

    Des mots de poésie me viennent à l’esprit

    Je t’écris ce poème pour te dire bonjour en toute amitié

    Pour te souhaiter une bonne journée

    Que chaque seconde de ce jour soit un tendre vers de poésie

    Chacun sera servi 

    Que ces mots amicaux t’accompagnent du matin au soir

    Certains vont à l’école, d’autres au boulot, certains au repos, à chacun sa vie

    Que ces petits mots de tendresse te donnent de l’envie

    Et pour ce dimanche à venir bonne fête aux mamans  

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